This is just a plain depiction of the days of the lives of the three Minami sisters.
Please don't expect too much.
Also, brighten your room, and keep at least 3 meters from the TV.
Delicious!
Really?
There's still more.
Please make it a Donburi!
Haruka. Everything is delicious to this fellow.
What do you mean by that?
Do you have something{anything} to say about my rice bran with pickles?
Yup! Apologize!
I'm sorry!
Besides, what's with these clothes?
Where did you get them?
I tried my best and bought them at the supermarket!{wtf??} {Wtf indeed.}
Chiaki. People change, don't they?
I removed her heavy armor for her.
And she began to walk the{her own} path on her own.
I merely prepared her{made the preparation} for her journey, and that was bliss to me.
Chiaki, whenever you feel like it,
I'll prepare you a set of clothes that'll make you grin from ear to ear!
When did you start ignoring me?
When you got to the "heavy armor" part.
Hey, Mako-chan, don't spread your legs too much.
Don't show us funny things, okay?
I really want to help someone prepare for their journey.
Chiaki doesn't want to, so I'll have to find someone close to me...
I'll start with Keiko.
I have to take a good look at her face and decide what's appropriate for her...
But how should I make her take off her glasses?
What's the matter, Kana?
You have a stupid look on your face.
Are you not feeling well?
I'm thinking about something!
I say you, if you judge people by appearance you'll get in trouble someday!
There are wolves in sheep's clothing and such.
There was one in my home yesterday!
I asked because I was worried about you.
Ah, that's right. I just need to pretend to think intelligently.
Keiko, lend me your glasses.
Why?
If I wear glasses while thinking, it'll make me look more intelligent.
It makes you feel dizzy, doesn't it? {It feels you dizzy, doesn't it?}
What's wrong, Keiko? Are you feeling sleepy?
No, I'm not.
If you're sleepy, the infirmary has spare beds.
I wonder about going to the infirmary just because I'm sleepy.
Somehow my speech is becoming more intellectual!
I wonder about that.
Okay, with this I can think intelligently.
Now to think about how to make Keiko take off her glasses.
What happened to your glasses?
Minami-ke!
I know that, Mom.
Someone is depending on me.
I have to protect those three.
Mister.
I apologize for the inconvenience,
but please take your phone calls{do your phone calls} on the deck.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Eh, well then,
To thank Chiaki's friends for always taking care of her,
I'm holding a class to teach you about self-defence{crime prevention EL: Probably more self defence}!
Roger!
Okay then, before I talk about mental guard...
I'm most worried about you, Uchida!
You're so nosy!
If a mister you don't know asks you to come along with him, do you go or not?
Not go!
I'll give you sweets, so come along with me.
I'll give you 10,000 yen, so come along with me.
Don't react to that!
Listen carefully, all of you.
Even if it's a hundred, or even a thousand Fukuzawa-sensei bills,
understand that you're worth much more than that.
Okay, Yoshino.
Suppose that a hundred Fukuzawa-sensei and a thousand Noguchi-sensei were to fight each other,
Who would be stronger?
They are equal.
Apologize to both the sensei.
Kana-sensei!
Yes, what is it?
Lately a mister I don't know approached me and talked to me...
but he could be someone I know.
I think I know him, but maybe I don't, but maybe I do...
Stop!
You're quick at creating a weird atmosphere!{cow: too literal and made of fail}
I found a girl who's more insecure than Uchida.
I get the idea.
You just need a way to tell whether he's a stranger or not.
Yes, right~!
Coming!
It isn't good if you don't polish your observational skills like me,
but there's a way to make him spill the beans.
Hi, Haruka-chan.
Ah, Takeru-ojisan!
If you're dealing with a male, begin by asking him,
"Takeru-ojisan, I haven't seen you for two months. How are your organs after that?"
You can tell whether he's a suspicious person or not by observing his reaction.
Hey, Kana, you said Takeru...
This place seems pretty lively today.
These are the souvenirs from Nagoya.
Thanks as always!
Well then, let's practice!
Takeru-ojisan, I haven't seen you for two months. How are your organs after that?
Two months ago?
White?
Black?
Both?
To differentiate that, you'll need senses as sharp as mine.
Huh?
We call Takeru "Ojisan, Ojisan", but how is he related to us?
Haruka, Chiaki, how is Takeru related to us?
Grey?
Black?
Suspicious person?
Suspicious person?!
Hey, all of you...
Please let me go.
Yes. Is that so? Thank you very much!
Well then.
Mom's elder sister's son.
Looks like he's our cousin.
Is that information reliable?
Yup!
Huh? Then you aren't our uncle!
Have you even forgotten that?
If I remember correctly, Chiaki called you "Uncle something", so you became known as Ojisan.
So you were the uncle who gave ten thousand yen during New Years?
Yup, yup.
Or were you the uncle who gave five thousand yen?
Listen up, Uchida.
No matter many Higuchi-sensei bills there are,
it doesn't come close to what you're worth!
Anyway, I'm saved.
Glad that you're cleared of your charges.
The two of you have forgotten too, haven't you?
Minami-ke.
Who would have thought that even Sensei would get amnesia.
Oh no! Sensei and Ninomiya-san are gone!
Sensei! Ninomiya-kun!
Not another car!
Don't! Sensei!
Don't come over here!
Stop!
Sensei and Ninomiya-kun.
Look forward to it again next week.
What?! Knocked down by a car again?
Haruka-neesama. This plot reuse{literal: one-patterned development} must be due to corner-cutting.
Please make a call to protest.
Fujioka, what are you doing in the library?
I read books once in a while too.
Same goes for you, Minami.
I'm an avid reader, okay? Don't take me for an idiot!
You're a Banchou, so isn't being in this kind of place bad for appearances?
I've always wanted to ask,
Why do you call me a Banchou?
Hey Yuu, there's another Banchou besides you!
I don't remember calling myself that.
I'll let him have the name if he wants.
Hey Fujioka, seems that there's another Banchou in this school besides you.
Both of you are in year two, right?
Then you probably don't know of this.
Two years ago when we were still first-year students, there was a legendary person who was labeled as the Banchou.
Because of that, last year and this year, there was one chosen to be the Banchou.
And she is the third-generation.
Stop that.
The first-generation didn't name herself as one, so there's no need to choose a person every year, right?
The Banchou is decided by majority votes.
Was the first-generation a nice person?
Nice person?
Perhaps calling her weird would be more appropriate.
She left behind numerous legends with her unpredictable behavior,
and she gradually became known as the Banchou before she graduated and left.
Minami Haruka-senpai!
She broke all the glass windows in the school building...
It was the opposite, wasn't it?
She wiped them all sparkling clean.
She beat the crap out of a bunch of rowdy guys.
She didn't beat them up, she rejected them.
Keiko, lend me your notebook almost like you're giving it to me!
I'll lend it to you, just keep quiet!
What other legends were there?
I'll write everything down for you.
Thank you very much!
Don't dramatize it.
I know.
I understand everything now.
For the Banchou, there can only be one, right?
I'm telling you, I'll gladly give him the name.
A title match would make everyone satisfied, won't it?
Sounds interesting!
Are you saying we should fight it out?
How about deciding the winner with Rock-Paper-Scissors?
Erm... you, what's your name?
I'm Fujioka.
Fujioka-kun...
Since I'm a Banchou, a match usually means a fight.
I might have forgotten how to play Rock-Paper-Scissors.
Generally speaking, I may forget how to make a scissors, and so I might be a bit late in showing my hand.
Do you understand what I'm trying to say?
Yes, I do.
Rock, Paper... {janken} {halp, editor, whats english equivalent?}
Scissors. {pon} {halp, editor, whats english equivalent?} {EL: That's as close as I can get}
Hey.
Oh man, I lost!
You. Are weak.
I'm leaving the rest to you, Fujioka-kun.
Okay...
By the way, what's your name?
I'm Minami Kana.
The younger sister of the legendary Banchou.
Is the legend... still...
Every day is a legend!
I didn't want to ruin their dreams.{I didn't want to shatter their dreams.}{this need edit}
The book you're looking for isn't in our library either.
But I found another interesting book instead.
You reading a book? That's rare.
Chiaki, help me with the dishes.
Poured water from a flower vase on a Math teacher who sexually harassed her.
Kana?
"Poured" when used with a{on a} Math teacher could means something else.
And how many significant digits did you reach?
Hey Kana, let's have a little chat.
Come over here.
Minami-ke.
I got the latest news about the Banchou!
Not like I wanted it.
Nah, you have to know these for the sake of your future.
What do you mean by that?
There, there.
Today's topic is,
"Pouring water from the flower vase on the Math teacher who sexually harassed her".
A legend which happened only yesterday, right out of the oven!
I'm sure it's just an exaggeration, with extra toppings, right?
Okay.
I won't say anything then.
Interested?
Banchou!
I got new chalk!
Hey, didn't I tell you to stop calling me that?
About time you give up?
No!
Banchou!
Group 4 should be throwing out the rubbish today, right?
Isn't it Group 3, Banchou?
Banchou, when should the water in the vase be changed?
Everybody has decided on that name anyway.
It means the head of an organization. That's no different from a class rep, right?
It's totally different!
Banchou, it's Group 4?
Group 3 right, Banchou?
What about the water in the vase? Banchou.
I'll throw out the rubbish later!
The water has already been changed!
Roger that!
Well, I can't say you don't act like a Banchou.
This is how a class rep should behave!
Telling the truth is too much of a bother also.
What's a bother?
When a junior comes and asks, "What kind of person is the Banchou?",
correcting each of them with "That's not the Banchou, that's the class rep",
that's too troublesome.
Yup, yup! They come pretty often!
Tell them there's no Banchou!
But obviously they came to see you after they heard the Haruka legends.
Aren't most of those false rumors?
But half of them are real, aren't they?
Who cares? As long as you are the Banchou,
all the troublesome matters are gone, and the actual situation doesn't change much either.
"Banchou" sounds so cool! Just be one!
Hey, Minami.
Yes?
You came at the right time. I have something to ask you.
What is it?
Well, you see.
Lately, after putting together what I heard from the teachers and students,
it appears that we have a Banchou in our class.
Yeah, that's right. What a shock.
I detest the use of violence!
The person who calls himself the Banchou is a scum of society!
That's why I want you, the class rep, to help me look for the Banchou.
Of course, you just need to give me any information regarding the Banchou in secret.
Because if the Banchou notices you, you'll be in deep trouble.
But...
What's wrong?
Even for a Banchou, I think there are many kinds.
She might have become one even if she didn't want to.
That won't do!
Because you're both students... and also in the same class,
I understand you'd like to cover up for him.
Especially you, Minami, you're too kind of a person.
But think about those students who are crying because of him.
I don't think there are any crying students...
I said that won't do!
Minami, you're too kind.
I also understand why you want to believe that.
It's hopeless... I must change the subject somehow...
Sensei! You're getting married soon, aren't you?
I know how to read palms.
You'll meet your destined partner within this week!
I guess I'm pushing it a little?
Is that so?
Finally it's my turn to get married?
Well, I've been thinking that it's about time!
So, how old is she?
Is she a beauty? Don't tell me she's a celebrity?!
Or maybe even from Hollywood?!
The flower has wilted!
I'll go throw it away!
No need, no need! You don't need to!
Minami, you're so kind.
Forget about that, take a better look at my palm-
No!
You have to pay attention to these little details.
You can never tell when your destined partner is looking!
You... You're right.
Ah, there you are.
The dustbin isn't in the classroom, Banchou.
There it is.
Right here.
I overheard this.
There's a Banchou in the junior high school!
Absurd.
Things such as Banchou or Tsuchinoko are relics from the Showa Period.
You know some difficult words!
How's that Fujioka doing lately?
That guy became the fourth-generation Banchou.
You and the Banchou are ganging up against me!
Next Time, Hosaka.
Fujioka must be tired of dealing with an idiot.
By the way, what's a Hosaka?